
Homer — 2019 Tesla Model 3 Performance (Stealth)
2019 Tesla Model 3 Performance (Dual Motor AWD)
Core Specs
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Motors: Dual electric, front + rear
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Power: ~449 bhp (varies by software)
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Torque: ~471 lb-ft (instant)
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Gearbox: Single-speed
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Drive: AWD
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0–60 mph: 3.1 seconds
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Top speed: 162 mph
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Weight: 1,847 kg
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Battery: 75 kWh (usable ~73 kWh)
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Range (real): 220–260 miles
Dimensions
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Length: 4694 mm
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Width (mirrors folded): 1849 mm
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Height: 1443 mm
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Wheelbase: 2875 mm
Running Costs
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VED: £195 (EV)
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Charging: 250 kW Supercharging
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Tyres: 235/45R18 (Performance Stealth Spec)
Clive’s Notes
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Nickname: Homer (“DOH” plate)
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Embarrasses most petrol cars silently
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Brutal acceleration → rearranges internals
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Ideal as the daily rocket.
Why He’s In the Fleet
Homer is your daily weapon and long-distance cruiser rolled into one. With supercar acceleration and 0 drama, he fills the perfect role: fast, comfortable, modern and incredibly capable.
Fun Fact
He’s named “Homer” thanks to the DOH on his plate — and because he quietly humiliates most petrol cars without a whisper. Just treat the loud pedal gently… your organs will otherwise experience a sudden relocation.
Stealth Model
What is a Stealth Model?
Homer is what Tesla fans call a “stealth” Model 3 Performance. He has all the hardware and speed of the full Performance version, but none of the obvious visual clues — no Dual Motor badge on the boot, smaller 18" wheels, no carbon spoiler and no red calipers. He looks like a normal Model 3… right up until he launches to 60 mph faster than 99% of cars on the road and charges on to 145 mph.
